Most of us here at Ground Punch enjoy this little show called Game of Thrones. I know, you may not have heard of it, but it has knights and kings and queens and dragons and murder and incest, and people are pretty passionate about it! Season 7 is currently airing, and this is your opportunity to kneel and pledge fealty, and to join us in watching every week!
This week on Game of Thrones? The freaking Season 7 finale! We can’t wait for this finale to be here, and for many questions to be answered! Follow along with the live blog below, at 9:00 PM Eastern on HBO!
Thanks for following along though! We’ll continue to test out Live Blogs like these, among other things. <3
SO MUCH INFORMATION AND THINGS. Going to be a long wait if the finale season isn’t until 2019. At least we’ll have Westworld in 2018!
Inside the episode confirming the babe isn’t real
Let’s just hope it arrives in 2018, and we don’t have to wait until 2019! Lol.
Yeah. The last season is going to be epic
And that’s that. Solid finale. Not nearly as crazy as past seasons, but sets the board for some big things for the final season!
Damn what an episode
Good thing that the Night King took dragon riding lessons when he was a lad!
Spitting that hot fire!
Damn. Blue flames
Here comes the Night King and his new pet!
It could be worse
Dany is Jon’s aunt, lol.
So what is their relation?
Yeah, you forget this is Game of Thrones that you’re talking about! Lol.
Let me dream man
That doesn’t matter, he’s the heir! Lol.
Or they will rule together
He will let her have it
“He’s the heir to the Iron Throne.” Can’t say that Dany will be too pleased about that!
TIME FOR HAWT INCEST BOAT SEX.
Jon’s real name, is Aegon Targaryen!
“Robert’s Rebellion was built on a lie.”
“He needs to know the truth.”
Somber GoT theme! Nice touch
Time for Sam and Bran to talk about Jon’s papa and mama!
Love this rendition of the GoT theme though, The Winter Edition!
Calling her bluff
Oh shoot! Winter is here!
Don’t worry, there won’t be any brother/sister incest anymore, just going to be replaced with aunt/nephew incest soon!
Wedge growing between Cersei and Jamie! He’s definitely going to have to murder her at some point, right?
Is Jamie about to die
Cersei noticing that a dragon was missing! At least she’s still sharp!
Don’t use the our child shit
Okay here we go her plan
Now Cersei can reveal her true motivations! Lol.
He is dead
Littlefinger being such a pansy. Lol.
Hahahaha used his game against him
Bran actually using his powers for good!
I’m so happy
See, Sansa and Arya aren’t totally dumb. Thank the gods.
Small small small amount
Littlefinger leaning on a wall! Take a shot!
I mean, do you really? Really? Really really?
I kinda care
They you can’t kick my balls smirk
Look, Theon has some redemption! And no body cares! Haha.
OR, OR, he’s going to be both!
OR, obviously Theon is going to be the Night King.
Hahahahaha I hope that is true
Obviously Theon is going to be Azor Ahai, and his reborn/regrown cock will be Lightbringer. spoilers
Dragon on dragon
That was super sexy sex
HAWT LOCAL DRAGON SINGLES IN YOUR AREA. CLICK NOW.
Gross, no one wants to watch Theon. Haha.
Gosh golly darn, I just loved that part where the dragons took off all their clothes and had all of the HBO sex.
Dany listening to Jon instead of Jorah! Poor, poor Jorah. Lol.
Arya can’t be this dumb, though. Lol. Arya would never want to be Lady of Winterfell. Sansa knows that.
I really hate little finger
She’s definitely up to something. Lol.
What’s her play
If anyone dies this episode, it would be Dany. But there’s still too much stuff with Jon’s linage for him to die, yet, probably. Lol.
Unless one of them dies
They’re 10/10 banging by the end of this episode. Lol.
“A dragon is not a slave.”
Grab him and just do him right there you know you want to
Oh shoot. Tyrion noticing that Cersei is pregnant. Or at least putting on a good show and pretending to be!
Poor sad Dinklebot! If only he gave this sort of performance in Destiny! 😉
Stop gambling man
I know it would be so sad
I hope not! Lol. Mountain would crush poor Tyrion.
Is Tyrion about to die
We still have an hour lol
Mountain is disgusting
30 minutes in, and no major deaths yet though. That can’t be good, right?!
Lol that is true
Jamie better stay away from Brie! That’s Tormund’s woman! Lol.
Come on Jamie do the dirty and make her listen
Jon bending ‘dat knee!
Cersei accepting the truce! Even though she’s surely up to something!
Damn what a presentation.
Euron evening coming to his senses! “This is the only thing I’ve ever seen that terrifies me.”
“On this week’s episode, of The Walking Dead…”
What’s in the box? WHAT’S IN THE BOX? badjokes
Jon has to be hot AF in that huge coat, haha.
Euron being told what to do! No shenanigans today!
What an entrance
Dany arriving in style!
The Mountain is one ugly motherfucker. No Hound versus The Mountain though, yet!
Man you’re like 1 minute ahead of me lol
So many looks! So much tension!
I’m so nervous
Bronn taking Pod aside! He’s definitely going to bone him.
Time for some tension in the Dragonpit!
I’d be down for that
Forgot incest, let’s see Bronn have sex with everyone! Lol.
Lol that’s who I want to see make love this episode
Tyrion trying to bring Bronn back to his side! True love!
People are dying this episde
Last epsiode it cost a Dragon its life
Everyone reuniting! Let’s hope these aren’t short lived!
Cersei giving The Mountain some kill orders, just in case!
The Hound fucking with the wight. Let’s hope this doesn’t lead to anything!
Jon headed to the Big City! I feel like that should be a spinoff in and of itself!
Dothraki! In an open field! Watch out King Rob!
“Maybe it really is all cocks in the end.” Haha.
Bronn continues to be the best.
Mine is starting now
Ol’ Wurmy and Dany’s army standing at the ready. Hopefully Cersei doesn’t have any spooky fire attacks waiting!
Episode officially starting for me.
Look, a wild John appears! Marry, Fuck, Kill. The Hound. Cersei. Dany’s last two dragons. Go!
I am here
Of course, bringing the wight to Cersei will be the main bit this week. Hopefully, anyway.
Obviously, Arya and Sansa stuff coming to a head. Arya can’t be that dumb though!
Hey look, Theon will be popping up for something this week!
Let’s see what “Previously On” reminds us of!
9PM ET! Here we go!
So, although losing a dragon last week was a pretty big event, it wasn’t on par with past seasons, so something totally insane has to happen this week, right?
Less than 15 minutes until the finale! May have some other nerds joining me this week, so we’ll start promptly at 9PM ET!